Wednesday, 31 January 2007

Coming Round on Mundine

I always thought of anthony Mundine as simply a loud mouth, attention seeking goose. His pugilistic skills would obviously restrict me from saying this to his face (or somwhere near within his hearing) despite my skill at Tai Bo.

No doubt he can mouth off making some injudicious (my favourite word - hope it's spelled correctly) statements. However thinking too hard about things is something very difficult for the average professional sportsman. Now he has burnt a picture of John Howard (and broadcasted such for public comsumption) I am ready to not only tolerate his shenannigans but also to endorse him for public office.

Come to think of it would Anthony Mundine make a better PM than John Howard? Well he would certainly get something done about indigenous health (you remember those dark skinned people who were wandering round godlessly before us godfearing white folk delivered them from satan? I don't think the incumbent does). It might perhaps lead to a more aggressive international policy, however a muscular middleweight threatening to wrap Osama bin-Laden in a cocoon of fear might be more of a deterrent for terrorist attack than would Johnny's idea of building numerous nuclear reactors.

A very satisfying event for me would be a boxing match where the two protagnisits messrs Mudine and Howard go toe to toe. Pre fight taunting would have to include Mundine brandishing his fists and espousing them as the only weapons of mass destruction that Howard has found since invading Iraq. I reckon we might see Johnny "cut and run" when the bell rang.

In short anyone who hates John Howard is a friend of mine, especially if they have the ability to beat the living suitcase out of me without raising a sweat.

Profound thought for today:
There are not many ethnic groups that hate each other for a reason other than religion.

Tuesday, 30 January 2007

Thought for Today

As I have no superlative prose to unleash upon my waiting public (if "my waiting public" does not demonstrate the delusions of grandeur possessed by the author then nothing will) I shall begin a series of profound sayings. After I have established by glorious Marxist regime (littered appropriately with large photos of myself adorning skyscrapers) many will be the student carrying around my little red book just bursting with the profunditiy only achieved by the super pretentious.

Thought for today:
"Those who desire power above all else are those to whom, above all else, it should not be given".

Deep. I think we've all learnt something from that.

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