Message for John Howard

Yes well the grubby little bugger has finally lost not only his amoral grip on the Prime Ministership but also of his own seat. While I am fully aware that the ALP government replacing the Libs is only slightly less to the right that does not restarin my delight at seeing the desicated coconut gone.
Just in case the emphatic thumping at the polls was not enough to let little Johnny know that Australia has come to its senses I would fain to provide him with a few messages he may understand: -

A. Cricketing:

B. Imperialistic Jingoism:

Or if that doesn't give you the message sir:

There's the door, don't let it hit your arse on the way out.

Can I get an Amen brothers and sisters?

Shopping for the Ingleesh

I was looking up a word on Dictionary.com recently (my vocabulary is not very um... good). Having sought the meaning to the amazingly obscure word that is sagacious I noticed an add for NineMSN shopping to "shop for English" (see below):

How exactly does one shop for English? Is it something you need to purchase before Kevin Andrews lets you into the country? Are times so tough now in England that they are selling their children? Please advise control tower.

On an unrelated matter:

News Flash Hot Shots

The Fourth Corner

Caught the tail end of a report from Burma on Four Corners (that's what real journalism is for those of you who work for ACA). Seeing how Chevron's subsidiary Unocal and the French company Tota'l are complicit in the slave labour forced upon Burmese civilians by their own military (including an anecdote of how a man and his 80 year old mother were both gunned down by soldiers as he fled into the jungle with her on his back) inspired the following: -

The Burmese pipeline made by the hand
(At the oil producing companies’ command)
Of those who the army enslaved
(So much money the shareholders saved)
The people cry out at the oppression
(Oil supply’s low we’re headed for recession)
At the murder and rape that compels their submission
(Make the economically rational decision)

Have we yet seen the weapons of mass destruction?
(Money to be made in Iraq’s reconstruction)
Has the war on terror yet found its mark?
(So much precious oil now secure in Iraq)
Are the Burmese folk not the victims of terror?
(Remember you must not admit to an error)
Wouldn’t this justify some intercession?
(Make the economically rational decision)

The western world is all to happy for distraction
(Marginalise those who advocate action)
As oil puts us on the fast road to hell
(As the share price goes up I advise you to sell)
Continually only the symptoms are treated
(Monopolise now with all opponents defeated)
As the planet slowly transforms ‘to a desert
(By only the profits is success to be measured)

Mohamed "Hicksee" Haneef

News in from India:
(via Ninemsn *)

It is completely unfair," Haneef's wife Firdous Arshiya told ABC Radio. "The charge was not sustainable. "The Australian government has taken it personally, I don't know for what reason but they have taken it personally."

Ms Arshiya said the whole of India was behind her. "The entire Indian government and the Indian authority, the entire India is with me and I will do what I have to do."

She said she would not travel to Australia to try to see her husband.

"I will fight the charge but it's okay, we don't want to come to Australia now, I just want my husband back without the charge," she said.

"I don't want to come to Australia,

I'll never, never come to Australia

And now let's cross to the PM for a reaction:

*Interestingly Ninemsn view the following as more newsworthy than Kevin Andrews fucking with the legal system:
Stan Zemanek funeral

An amputee sprinter's unfair wind resistance advantage

John Law's missing microphone (thank god, let's hope he never finds another one)

and the reaction to Posh Spice's reality TV show.

Excellent priorities!

It Has All Been Worthwhile

****Be aware that I just checked the link in this post and noticed that there appears to be a virus associated with the website. Though the site is most amusing probably best not to visit it if you don't have some good anti-virus stuff.****

If you think the internet has not been of benefit to mankind I give you this .

This website boldly proclaims you can:

"Find out why masturbation is harmful for your health and for your life and what you can do to stop it. Read the only step-by-step program available in the world today and you will succeed in ending the habit of masturbation and start enjoying your life to the fullest.."

I ask you how you can enjoy your life to the fullest without masturbation?

I also find the skeleton with Dali like clockface genitals hilarious. Surely this is parody - even funnier if it is not.

Gram Air

If your go in too seize righting with pore grammar wear wood yous begin? Ewe can be rest assured eye Will bee weary of using it my self witch all goes well for the future.